The Bucket

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Conagher, Mar 23, 2006.

  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    The Bucket


    An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several
    years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables,
    horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was
    properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
    hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five
    gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he
    heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw
    it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the
    women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

    One of the women shouted to him,
    "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I
    didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get
    out of the pond naked."

    Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

    Moral of the story : Old men can still think fast.
  2. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Old age and treachery defeat youth and beauty every time.
  4. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

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