The Butt Quiz can you tell man from woman?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Quigley_Sharps, Jul 6, 2008.


  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

  2. Mountainman

    Mountainman Großes Mitglied Site Supporter+++

    I got 10 out of 15, maybe I should not leave the house without supervision? I'll have a couple drinks later and try again.
     
  3. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Dang smart filter at work, I'll have to try this at home tonight
     
  4. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [LMAO]So... you think alcohol is going to improve your odds? [LMAO]
     
  5. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I got 10 out of 15 as well, that last one really through me for a loop LMAO
     
  6. jimy

    jimy Monkey++

    10 out of 15 as well. The last one was easy, but it wasn't a butt. It was a pussy.


    [ROFL]
     
  7. Mountainman

    Mountainman Großes Mitglied Site Supporter+++

    You know what really sucks??? I had a few drinks and still got the same score. I guess having a few drinks might make people look better but does not get you f'ed up enough to change their sex?????????????
     
  8. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    I am convinced that I got 100% correct but apparently I will never know for sure because I don't fill out marketing crap for gimmicks like this.
     
  9. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    My sit also. But I freely admit to missing the last one. [boozingbuddies]
     
  10. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    Fill what out? I didn't have to fill anything out, just clicked on the "get results here" (or whatever the text was) link.
     
  11. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    yea, I didnt have to fill out anything either????
     
  12. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    It makes me fill out a form for a free i-phone before I can get the results.
     
  13. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I guess you're "special" then, I didn't get the offer.
     
  14. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

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  15. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    That is the one I got, too. No link to results. WTF,O?
     
  16. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    I got that, too...

    Here's the trick to getting your results:
    When that page is about to pop up, about 2/3 to the right, 1" from the top (at least, on my monitor), a really quick "click here for your results (or click to skip ad or something like that)" appears. Catch it before the ad pops up. If the ad beats you to it; hit the BACK button, which will take you to the last question, and try again.

    You have multiple tries, so you can find the words and just where you want your mouse so you can hit it before the ad, as it's a really short-timed option.

    Best of luck! I think it requires a faster click than some of the video games I've played. :)



    Mountainman; LOLOLOLOLOL
     
  17. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I guess because I have "Ad Block" installed in FireFox I didn't see the ad :)
     
  18. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    Not I never seen it there.
     
  19. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    guess I'm not a slow clicker like some of you.................[LMAO]
     
  20. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    I had been trying to avoid this thread, but I finally gave in. 11 out of 15.... no ads (firefox w/noscript enabled)
     
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