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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by -06, Nov 29, 2011.

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    A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.
    <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com[​IMG]They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, "Rest in peace." The owner was frustrated and called the florist to complain.

    After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how frustrated he was, the florist replied, "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting frustrated, you should imagine this - somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, 'Congratulations on your new location.
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