The Chip by USMC

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Cephus, Mar 4, 2009.


  1. Cephus

    Cephus Monkey+++ Founding Member

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    </td></tr></tbody></table> The PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.
    The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.


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    When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.







    It comes in various sizes:




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    * The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly-skilled technician.
    * The implant may or may not be painless.
    * Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary.
    * Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.


    Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

    Best regards,



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    SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT TO ME !!!!![flag]
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  2. Cephus

    Cephus Monkey+++ Founding Member

    A member PM'd me and said they couldn't see the pics ,if that's the case maybe some of you mods could remove it !!!

    Thanks
     
  3. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

  4. Cephus

    Cephus Monkey+++ Founding Member

    I'll try to look around more in the future .
     
  5. NVBeav

    NVBeav Monkey+++

    Don't beat yourself up over it... For what it's worth, I didn't see the first one until it was linked to; I kind of interpreted what your message meant even without the picture.

    Wish I could "do over" many things I've done in the past; but there's no use in worrying about things I can't change :^)

    Pretty soon we'll be calling you "Peter" after you get promoted (ok! ok! that's Gospel humor).
     
  6. Cephus

    Cephus Monkey+++ Founding Member


    Me ROCK!!!!![lolol][fnny]
     
  7. NVBeav

    NVBeav Monkey+++

    [LMAO][LMAO][LMAO]
    Rock On [rockon]

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    Ahem, uhhh... We're just a little too funny here :^)
     
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