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the congressman

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by dystopia, May 17, 2012.

dystopia Monkey+

Heard a rumor that Ruger is coming out with a new pistol. Their gonna call it the congressman, it does'nt work and you can't fire it.

dystopia, May 17, 2012

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Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
The sun is always shining in my world!

Survival; it's all a matter of perspective:
What you consider Survival Skills, I might just call Livin' Life!
I have nothing to hide and everything to protect.

Tracy, May 17, 2012

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TheEconomist Creighton Bluejay

Here is a picture of a prototype

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Lazarus Long, Time Enough For Love

If we do not lay ourselves in the service of mankind, whom should we serve?
- John Adams

Other sheep I have, which are not of this fold: them also I must bring. and they shall hear my voice; and there shall be one fold, and one shepherd.
- John 10:16

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.
- Sir Arthur Ignatius Conan Doyle

TheEconomist, May 17, 2012

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ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

Not Ruger, that's a With and Smesson. (I think.)

Remote locations are cheap insurance.

ghrit, May 17, 2012

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