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The economy is so bad

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by VisuTrac, Aug 20, 2011.

  1. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    The economy is so bad right now I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
    CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
    Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
    Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
    Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
    A picture is only worth 200 words.
    They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street".
    Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline and I got a call center in Pakistan, when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck
    UGRev, dragonfly, beast and 7 others like this.
  2. hammer502

    hammer502 Monkey+

    that's FUUUNY !!!!!!!!!
  3. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    OOOhhh Yeahhhh....!
    I feel the pain!
  4. Yoldering

    Yoldering Monkey++

    I am glad I wasn't taking a drink of coffee... funny!
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