The evolutionary leg race between predator and prey

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by chelloveck, Oct 17, 2012.

  1. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

  2. Tikka

    Tikka Monkey+++

    Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death.

    The smart money in this morning's event is on the giraffe. ;)
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  3. -06

    -06 Monkey+++

    Innovation, adaptation, and ingenuity will triumph over brawn--lol--most of the time.
  4. Gafarmboy

    Gafarmboy Monkey+++

    you forgot age and treachery....between the three listed above and these is about all I got left these days....Old age has finally caught up with a misspent youth...but damn it was a ride....[gone]
  5. -06

    -06 Monkey+++

    Have heard it said that we should not want to die gracefully but skid into it at full speed shouting "Yahoooo, what a ride". Hank Williams had a song--Live Fast, Love Hard, and Leave a beautiful memory. A lady friend said she wanted to die at the hands of a jealous wife.
  6. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

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