The Fairy

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Conagher, Sep 25, 2008.


  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    A married couple in their early 60’s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

    Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared at their table.

    She said, ‘For being such an exemplary married couple and for being so loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.’

    The wife answered, ‘Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.’

    The fairy waved her magic wand and – poof! – two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

    The husband thought for a moment: ‘Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'

    The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

    So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!....the husband became 92 years old.



    The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.
     
  2. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    And?
     
  3. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.....:lol:
     
  4. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I'll have some of whatever it is Conagher is drinking..... [boozingbuddies]




    ;)
     
  5. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Yeppers, leaves a lot to imagine. I can't see the genie he sees at the bottom of that -- [troll]
     
  6. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member



    Nope....no quantum leap on this end , either.....
     
  7. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I just looked at it as the man was ungrateful and he got turned into a 92 yr old man......[beat]

    What he should've wished for, was a woman of 30 yrs old in age, and then problem solved.......[lolol]
     
  8. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Had to go look through my email....

    I think this is what you are trying to post.... ;)


    A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding
    anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
    Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said,
    'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to
    each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'


    The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my
    darling husband..
    The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen
    Mary II appeared in her hands.


    The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but
    an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but
    my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.


    The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
    So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92
    years old.


    The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember
    fairies are female.....
     
  9. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [LMAO]
     
  10. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I think you need glasses no insult intended, but look at my first post it has always had the moral of the story at the bottom just like you put it CRC....[beer]
     
  11. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Zumzing went kaflooie, or something. All I see is

    A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
    *
    in the first post, it's blank after that. No punch line, no nothing; that's why my first response was, um, short --. CRC had the same problem.

    [beer]
     
  12. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

    Same for me. THought maybe this was going to be one of those "fill in the blank" jokes.[beer]
     
  13. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    All I saw , and still see, is the first sentence....


    And no offense taken....I've worn glasses or contacts for many many years now.... :)
     
  14. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

    OK, I've found the problem :) (Ok, so sue me the techie in me just had to find out [ROFL])

    Conhager, you're using IE to view the forum right? Your post shows correctly with IE, but not FF (which is what I am using, and prolly others as well).

    Here is what is wrong, this is part of the original posts HTML code, I suspect that what is in bold is "breaking" in FF (as it prolly should) and IE is just ignoring it:
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  15. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I think I have it fixed now......let me know.
     
  16. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Yep, you got it --
     
  17. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

    Yup, it's there now. Now no more writing with the invisible ink [LMAO]
     
  18. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Thanx for figuring it out. IE confounds Firefox, it seems.
     
  19. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [winkthumb]


    Got it.....Glad he figured it out....thought gremlins broke in my computer and were being selective about what I could , and could not, see.... :)
     
  20. Gnarly

    Gnarly Authority Questioner

    CRC,

    I've had that 'gremlins' feeling several times lately, but maybe that's a good thing.

    As an Psych RN, I can tell you:

    A Little Paranoia IS A Healthy Thing! :censored:

    ----Gnarly [troll]
     
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