The Family Pet...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Nov 19, 2007.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    An 8 year old boy was riding his bicycle in Bryan, Texas when
    he saw his friend being attacked by a large pit bulldog. The boy jumped off his bike, ran and jumped on the dog's back. After prying the vicious animal's teeth from his young friend's body, he put the dog in a choke hold and held on until the dog was dead.

    The local newspaper editor happened to witness this feat and after calling for the ambulance on his cell phone, ran over to the young hero and said,
    "Son, that was one of the bravest things I have ever seen. You're going to make tomorrow's headlines. It will read: Texas A&M Fan is Hero; Risks His Life; Saves Young Friend from Vicious Pit Bull Attack.
    The youngster said, "That's nice, but I'm not a Texas A&M Fan".
    The editor said, "OK, then it will read: University of Texas Fan
    Saves Young Friend's Life in Pit-Bull Attack. The young man said, "But I'm not a University of Texas fan."
    The editor said, "OK, then it will read: Rice Fan Saves Friend's
    Life. Once again the young man interrupted, saying, "I'm not a Rice fan, either."
    The editor, becoming somewhat irritated, asked, "Then, who is your favorite team?"
    The kid replied with a big smile, "LSU
    The next morning, the local newspaper headlines read:

  2. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    Still better than a t-sip though.

    My parents were married in Bryan. Mom worked at the A&M University hospital, and my pop ran track nearby in Huntsville for Sam Houston State U.
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