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THe Fed and the Rancher

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Seacowboys, May 28, 2008.

  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    A Texas Department of Water representative stopped at a ranch and talked
    with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch
    for your "water allocation."

    The old rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there." The
    Water representative said, "Mister, I have the full authority of the State

    of Texas to ensure that you are in compliance with State and Federal

    regulations. See this identification card? This card means I am allowed

    to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions

    asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"

    The old rancher nodded politely and went about his chores. Later, the
    old rancher heard loud screams and saw the Water Rep running for the
    fence and close behind was the rancher's bull. The bull was gaining on
    the Water Rep with every step.

    The Rep was clearly terrified, so the old rancher immediately threw down
    his tools, ran to the fence and shouted out.....

    "Your card! Show him your card!"
  2. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    Spewage here..... ;)
  3. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    Run Forest Run! [lolol]
  4. thepatriot1976

    thepatriot1976 Resigned Membership

    Show him your card you cocky bastard!

  5. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Too funny! :lol:
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