The fight begins

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Seacowboys, Jul 9, 2008.

  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
    so, I took her to a gas station.....

    and then the fight started....

    After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
    Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license
    to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my
    wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would
    have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your
    shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said,
    'That silver hair o n your chest is proof enough for me' and she
    processed my Social Security application.

    When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
    Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants.
    You might have gotten disability, too'

    And then the fight started.....


    My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
    kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a
    nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed,
    'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after
    we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober

    'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on
    celebrating that long?'

    And then the fight started.....


    I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road
    and sl owly the other driver got out of his car.

    You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little
    things just
    seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a

    He Stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT

    So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

    And then the fight started.....

  2. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

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