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The Funeral

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by kckndrgn, Oct 2, 2009.

  1. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

    The Cardiologist's Funeral

    A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers, stood behind the casket during the service.

    Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside.
    The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart, forever.

    At that point, one of the mourners burst in laughter. When all eyes stared
    at him, he said, "Sorry, I was just thinking of my funeral. I'm a gynocologist"

    The proctologist fainted.
  2. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

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