The Funeral

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Dec 26, 2005.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Three friends from the local congregation were asked "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say? "

    Melbo said: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a Fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."

    E.L. commented: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives."

    Ghrit said: "I'd like them to say, "Look, he's moving!"
  2. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [beer] :lol: [ROFL]
  3. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

  4. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member


    Actually, I don't even want a box... Just a burlap wrap... Why be a festering Rot ball for eternity in that airtight casket? I'd also like an acorn stuck in my naval so my great grandchildren can wing from my tree...
  5. Valkman

    Valkman Knifemaker Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    They could always stick that acorn somewhere else! LOL
  6. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

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