Three friends from the local congregation were asked "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say? " Melbo said: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a Fine spiritual leader, and a great family man." E.L. commented: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives." Ghrit said: "I'd like them to say, "Look, he's moving!"
Actually, I don't even want a box... Just a burlap wrap... Why be a festering Rot ball for eternity in that airtight casket? I'd also like an acorn stuck in my naval so my great grandchildren can wing from my tree...