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The game isn't over --Yet.

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Oct 14, 2013.

  1. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member


    A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,

    'This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.'

    The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other,

    then calls the boy over and asks, 'Which do you want, son?'

    The boy takes the quarters and leaves the dollar.

    'What did I tell you?' said the barber. 'That kid never learns!'

    Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy

    coming out of the ice cream store & says ;

    'Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?'

    The boy licked his cone and replied, 'Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!'

    *I'm thinking that this kid could have a brilliant career in the Civil Service. Maybe a future Senator. Although it appears to me that someone of his ability could never lower himself to consider his prospective colleagues as intellectual peers.
  2. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey Site Supporter

    Sometimes "Dumb as Dirt" is not what it seems.
    kellory likes this.
  3. Rabid

    Rabid Monkey

    We call that dumb like a fox.
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