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The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly....

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Nov 15, 2005.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
    Bad: It's triplets
    Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

    2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you
    Bad: She wants a divorce
    Ugly: She's a lawyer

    3. Good: Your son is finally maturing
    Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door
    Ugly: So are you

    4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
    Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
    Ugly: You're in them

    5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
    Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
    Ugly: Your teenage daughter borrowed them

    6. Good: Your husband understands fashion
    Bad: He's a cross-dresser
    Ugly: He looks better than you

    7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter
    Bad: She keeps interrupting
    Ugly: With corrections

    8. Good: The postman's early
    Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun
    Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas

    9. Good: Your son is dating someone new
    Bad: It's another man
    Ugly: He's your best friend

    10. Good: Your daughter got a new job
    Bad: As a hooker
    Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients

    Way ugly: She makes more money than you do
  2. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol: [ROFL]
  3. magnus392

    magnus392 Field Marshall Mags Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :shock: :shock: :shock:
  4. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

  5. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Wouldn't it be nice if she would share it?
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