The Greatest Ron Paul Conspiracy Theory

Discussion in 'Politics' started by RJB, Apr 14, 2008.

  1. RJB

    RJB Monkey+++

    A decent article by my favorite writer [​IMG]
    The Greatest Ron Paul Conspiracy Theory

    I’ve recently read about how the state republican parties are trying to change the rules to eliminate Ron Paul supporters from the ranks of the delegates. Surprisingly (as a Ron Paul supporter) I find comfort in this report. At least the Ron Paul detractors finally admit there may be more than a couple supporters and that they are everywhere.

    For the longest time, Ron Paul supporters were believed to be clever gremlin type creatures who created mischief and disappeared, if seen at all. These mythical creatures were rumored to be the creation of one lone internet spammer who lived in his mother’s basement and singlehandedly perpetrated the largest Sanjaya effect on the electorate.

    I know the Ron Paul supporter(s) is supposedly the largest group of conspiracy theorist(s) ever assembled, but let’s look at some of the conspiracies assembled about the lone Ron Paul supporter. (Since Ron Paul seemed to be pretty much beyond reproach, conspiracies of this evidently busy supporter abound in large numbers.)

    O Politicians were “threatened” in person (even on their front porches) by this deranged Ron Paul supporter.

    O Glenn Beck had the “swat team” protect him after a “serious” death threat.

    O RP signs were planted everywhere by phantom and holographic supporters. The lone Ron Paul supporter evidently learned from the Federal Reserve and created 10s of millions of dollars in campaign contributions from thin air.

    O The Ron Paul supporter was accused of racism. The racist quotes were posted everywhere but the supporter who wrote them was never located or named.

    O The RP supporter was blamed for all kinds of mischief ranging from the satirical Fred Thompson forum to any rumor appearing on the internet supporting any and all off the wall conspiracies.

    O Two or three Ron Paul supporters were constantly blamed by Sean Hannity for tens of thousands of spammed votes after debates. This clever spammer somehow got around FOX NEWS’ 1 vote limit. (No one has figured out how, yet.) This resulted in Ron Paul winning the debates by the viewers (or viewer.)

    However, with all these threats, acts of violence, and other reported mischievous occurrences, the mystery remains: Who was behind it all? I have yet to hear of an arrest made of a Ron Paul supporter who threatened the politician on his front porch. Did Glenn Beck’s swat team ever find the source of the threat? No names have ever been named. Was the mysterious RP supporter behind the myriad of different hoaxes ever confirmed? The one or two conspiracy nut job spammers behind the tens of thousands of post debate polls are still at large to this day.

    Now the local GOPs are changing the laws to bar these figments of imagination created by one spammer from going to the GOP convention. This leads me to the question. Who are the true conspiracy nut jobs?
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  2. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Hey, good to see you around again.

    Im not surprised they would pull such crap.
  3. RJB

    RJB Monkey+++

    Hey MM,
    I just moved to NC in the mountains. I've been out of the loop for a while.
  4. CBMS

    CBMS Looking for a safe place

    A question about the elections coming up.
    Am I still able to vote for a non GOP nominated person?
    Such as can I name Ron Paul as my president?
  5. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    If your district allows write in votes, yes.
  6. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I think it would be so awesome if people all over the country were allowed to do a write in vote and name Ron Paul as their choice for president.

    Wouldn't that just be the perfect election upset ever in this country....[beer]
  7. martin97

    martin97 Fuel busted Trucker. Founding Member

    I'm writing in Ron Paul!
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