Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Cruisin Sloth, May 30, 2012.

  1. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off.
    Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
    However, when the revelers saw the nun,the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May I please use the restroom?
    The bartender replied, 'OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.'
    'Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way,' said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
    After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
    She went to the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?'
    'Well, now they know you're one of us,' said the bartender, 'Would you like a drink?'
    'No thank you, but, I still don't understand,' said the puzzled nun.
    'You see,' laughed the bartender, 'every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.'
    Now, how about that drink.

  2. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    And in the 60-70s , I worked at a Night Club as a tarbender , They had one that rang a bell.
    West Vancouver , Tiffany & rainbows .

    Shown my long tooth .

  3. Dusty308

    Dusty308 Living between the lines

    Cute joke =)
  4. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Fanny Anne's aloon in old Sacremento in the 70's have bathrooms nmarked Virgins and Others... very interesting place when the booze was running and it was always running....
  5. ratski

    ratski Monkey+

    Used to go to a place in Chicago called "O'Bannions".
    They used to change the men's and the women's room signs at random.
    Never really knew which on you were going into.
    No doors on the stalls in either
    Doors opened "in" close to the bar. If you were standing, you got cheered.

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