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The hair dryer

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Wild Trapper, Aug 27, 2006.

  1. Wild Trapper

    Wild Trapper Pirate Biker


    An attractive young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the
    priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"

    "Of course. What may I do for you?"

    "Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer that is well
    over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there
    anyway you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your
    robes perhaps?"

    "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not

    "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

    When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

    The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

    "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to

    The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do
    you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

    "I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a
    woman, but which is, to date, unused."

    Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father.


  2. poacher

    poacher Monkey+++ Founding Member

    I like that one.! Good post WT.

    Take care Be safe Poacher.
  3. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    :D :D :D
  4. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

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