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The Half Wit...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Jan 13, 2008.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    A man owned a small farm in Indiana.

    The Wisconsin State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

    "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.

    " Well," replied the farmer, "there's my
    farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.

    The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.

    Then there's the half-wit who works about
    18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

    "That's the guy I want to talk to --- the half-wit," says the agent.

    "That would be me," replied the farmer.

  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [cmfrt]Poor guy.
  3. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    I dink I know dat guy!
  4. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    sad but true [beer]
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