The holidays

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by wrc223, Dec 18, 2011.


  1. wrc223

    wrc223 Monkey+

    Ahhhhh, gotta love this time of year. Hunting season has come to a close. I have run out of tags to fill and freezer space to put meat. I have canned until there are no cans to use. I have cranked the meat grinder till I cant lift my left arm. I have smoked till my lungs look like a coal miners retirement chest x-ray. If I kill one more white tail I would have to cook the entire thing and offer dinner to the townsfolk.
    So what am I doing now? I am sitting back with my feet up, a sniffer of fine cognac in my hand, a "banned" Cohiba in my other hand, basking in the glow of the Christmas lights and the soul warming heat of a fine wood stove. The flames giving a flicker of life to the room around me.
    In the infamous words of the great Clark W. Griswald, " This is going to be the hap..hap..happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny F***in Kaye."

    HO HO HOOO......Merry Christmas!!!
     
  2. Redneck Rebel

    Redneck Rebel Monkey++

    I'm down to one more Cohiba myself :(

    Thank goodness for Ben Guiron International's duty free shop. Now if only I could convince my buddy to take another trip home to Palestine.


    Oh and shipping on some jerky to 45804 plz :D
     
  3. GrandpaDave

    GrandpaDave Monkey++

    See that's what I like about being a land owner....

    when the hunting season runs out I get to fall back on the nuance animal permit...

    ask my wife... deer in her flowerbed is a big damned nuance!

    of course so is her nagging...You gotta do something about those Deer!" "I will honey as soon as we have more room in the freezer!"
     
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  4. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Adventure Riding Monkey Founding Member

    We still have hunting TIL well into January. Does interfere around the three day Holiday Weekend (General Lee's birthday, y'all know....) - I host my big Dual Sport MC Rally & Campout that weekend. We ride the National Forest Roads, and see the hunters all along the way.
     
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