The Hook

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Cruisin Sloth, Aug 22, 2014.

  1. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. "Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks. "$100" she replies. In broken English, he says, "Do you do immigrant style?" "No" she says. "I pay you $200 to do immigrant style." "No," she says, not knowing what immigrant styles. "I pay you $300.""No," she says. "I pay you $400.""No," she says. So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style". She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdoes from every part of the world. How bad could immigrant style be?" So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, after several hours, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says,"Hey,I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was ok. So,what exactly is immigrant style?" The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government." AND THAT, MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYERS, IS EXACTLY WHAT THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE DOING TO US!
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  2. GOG

    GOG Free American Monkey Site Supporter

    They're illegal aliens, not immigrants. Immigrant implies that they have actually come here legally. "Illegal Immigrant" is PC speak that's been foisted off on us like "undocumented workers" or "undocumented immigrants".

    Controlling language is just one of the many tools being used against us.

    Sorry for the rant.
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