The Husband store

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Rabid, Apr 18, 2013.

  1. Rabid

    Rabid Monkey

    A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

    You may visit this storeONLY ONCE!There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular
    floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but youcannot go back downexcept to exit the building!

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
    On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

    Floor1- These men Have Jobs

    She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

    Floor2- These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

    'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

    Floor3- These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

    'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor4- These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
    'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor5- These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor,where the sign reads:

    Floor6- You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


    To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a
    New Wives store just across the street.

    first floorhas wives that love sex.

    second floorhas wives that love sex and have money and
    like beer

    third, fourth, fifth and sixthfloors have never been
  2. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Where in NY is this ? Post the address plz . Maybe they have a trade in / up area .
    Bet my Husband never never got out of the Bargain Basement ..

    :) Sloths
  3. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Of which store, madam?;)

    BLKFJDC Monkey

  5. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    [LMAO] [beer] [applaud]
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