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The Husband Store

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by sheen_estevez, Apr 21, 2008.

  1. sheen_estevez

    sheen_estevez Monkey+++

    A store that sells new husbands has opened in Winnipeg in the
    exchange district where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance, is a description of how the store operates:

    You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!

    There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

    The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down, except to exit the building.

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
    On the first floor, the sign on the door reads:
    Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

    She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the
    sign reads:
    Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

    'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues
    upward. The third floor sign reads:
    Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

    'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes
    to the fourth floor, and the sign reads:
    Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous
    looking, and help with housework.

    'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes
    to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
    Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead
    gorgeous, help with housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor,
    where the sign reads:
    Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are
    no men on this floor. This floor exist s solely as proof that women are
    impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

    To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New
    Wives store just across the street.
    The first floor has wives that love sex.
    The second floor has wives that love sex, have money and like beer.

    The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

    This proving the point that women are never satisfied
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

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