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The Idaho Rancher

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Conagher, Mar 19, 2009.

  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    An Idaho rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring ranch and knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9, opened the door.

    'Is yer Dad home?' the rancher asked.

    'No sir, he ain't,' the boy replied. 'He went into town.'

    'Well,' said the rancher, 'Is yer Mother here?'

    'No, sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Dad.'

    'How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?'

    No sir, 'He went with Mom and Dad .'

    The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.

    'Is there anything I can do fer ya?' the boy asked politely 'I know where all the tools are, if you want to borry some. Or maybe I could take a message fer Dad.'

    'Well,' said the rancher uncomfortably, 'I really wanted to talk to yer Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Pearly Mae, pregnant.'

    The boy considered for a moment. 'You would have to talk to Pa about that', he finally conceded. 'If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I really don't know how much he gets fer Howard.

  2. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Nice. [rofllmao]
  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  4. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

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