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The Irish Firefighter

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Cephus, Apr 18, 2012.


  1. Cephus

    Cephus Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Paddy was walking along the street during his once-in-a-lifetime visit to New York when he rounds a corner and there's a high rise building on fire.

    Paddy, ever the kind-hearted and resourceful Irishman, runs up to the building to see if he can help and notices people trapped five stories up.


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    Paddy yells to the people, "I'm Paddy Michael Fitzpatrick, an Irish Fire Fighter on holiday. I'm also a
    Rugby Union fullback! If you jump, I'll catch you!"

    One lady, in desperation, jumps and sure enough Paddy catches her.

    Then a man sees that Paddy catches the woman and jumps. Sure enough, Paddy catches him as well.





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    Then Obama jumps out and crashes to the sidewalk. Paddy didn't even attempt to catch him.

    Paddy looks up and yells
    , "Don't be throwin' down the burnt ones...!!!!"




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    Warning!! If you laugh at this, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Rev. Wright will be coming to kick yo ass!














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