Scientist goes to South America because he heard there was still one dinosaur left there. After weeks of fighting his way around the jungle, he comes on a clearing with this 100' long dino laid out dead as a doornail. Little pigmy guy standing over the top of his kill getting his picture taken by some other tribe member. Scientist: "Hey man.....YOU kill that dinosaur ?" Pigmy : "Yep.....sure did ! You wanna join us for Bar-B-Que ? " S: "Well, that thing is huge ! How did you do it ? " P: " Used my club " S: "Huh.....Well how big IS your club ? " P: "Oh, I think we had about a hundred members last roll call......"