The last request

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Witch Doctor 01, Apr 14, 2013.

  1. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    This is about two Irishmen, Patrick and Shaun.
    As Shaun lay on his deathbed, he called for his best friend Patrick
    "Patrick", said Shaun," I'm dying, I haven't got much time left on this world. You're my best friend in the world, have be since we were children, and I have one final request I need to ask of you."
    Patrick says, "Of course old friend, I'd do anything for you, just say it and it's done!"
    "Good, I was sure I could count on you." says Shaun, "Here's what I want you to do. In my closet up in the corner of the top shelf is a small wooden box. In that box is a bottle of Irish Whiskey that was brought over by my Grandfather. Its never been opened and it's over 150 years old. When I'm dead and buried I want you to take that bottle and pour it over my grave as a tribute to our Homeland."
    "Of course," said Patrick, "Whatever my best friend in the world wants he gets, I owe it to you for all the years of devoted loyalty you've shown me. But would you mind if I did one little thing first?"
    "Oh, and what would that be?", asked Shaun.
    "Well," said Patrick, "Would you mind if I passed it through my kidneys first??"
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  2. Rabid

    Rabid Monkey

    An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold on to a single blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth. I know that I've held on for dear life once or twice.
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  3. -06

    -06 Monkey+++

    What a friend. When a teen ager my "bestest bud" and I made a pact--which ever dies first get his grave "tinkled" on by the other---am trying to be able to keep up my promise---LOL.
  4. Sapper John

    Sapper John Analog Monkey in a Digital World

    An old saying goes..."God created alcohol so that the Irish wouldn'd rule the world."
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  5. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    What's that Irish blessing?..."May the road rise to meet your face...";)
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