The Marine and Arabs

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Jul 17, 2008.

  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat...

    Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat.
    After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and
    was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, 'I need to get
    up and get a coke.' 'Don't get up,' said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'

    As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and
    spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other
    Arab said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one, too.' Again, the
    Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab
    picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

    As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbors... 'Why does it have to be this way?' 'How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?'

  2. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  4. Valkman

    Valkman Knifemaker Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

  5. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    Mikey likes it!
  6. Pauly Walnuts

    Pauly Walnuts Monkey++

    I love it, Semper Fi!
  7. homeshow

    homeshow Monkey++

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