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The Marine

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by E.L., Oct 25, 2007.

  1. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    A Marine pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive

    He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

    The woman notices this, and asks, "Is your date running late?"

    "No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just
    testing it."

    The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special
    about it?"

    The Marine explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

    The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

    "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."

    The woman giggles and replies, "Well, it must be broken because I
    am wearing panties!"

    The Marine smirks, taps his watch, and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."
  2. ozarkgoatman

    ozarkgoatman Resident goat herder

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