The most prepared man in the world!

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Oddcaliber, Jan 27, 2018.


  1. oldman11

    oldman11 Monkey+++

    Would put Chelsea Manning were he belonged.
     
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  2. Tempstar

    Tempstar Praeclarum Site Supporter+

    Scares Chuck Norris
     
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  3. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Already has a fully stocked BOL on the moon.
     
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  4. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    and a Star Trek Transporter to get him there....
     
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  5. Capt. Tyree

    Capt. Tyree Hawkeye

    Puts on his 5-11 Tactical trousers both legs at a time.....
     
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  6. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    - without sitting down.
     
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  7. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

    this dude is a real BA... [LMAO]
     
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  8. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Was last seen piloting a Red Tesla on his way to his Mars BOL to restock thanks to Falcon Heavy this afternoon.
     
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  9. Zimmy

    Zimmy Wait, I'm not ready! Site Supporter++

    Fixed Y2K and 3 zombie apocalypses so fast nobody ever noticed.
     
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  10. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    once stared down the black death and ebola... they gave and ebola is till hiding from him
     
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  11. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    He can take a shower, wash his clothes, wash his dishes, and brew a pot of cowboy coffee, all with only one gallon of water.
     
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  12. Zimmy

    Zimmy Wait, I'm not ready! Site Supporter++

    He’s a real badass if he’s using the same gallon over and over.....
     
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  13. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Oh, he must be from Johannesburg.
     
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  14. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    When I first read this I was thinking of my Pop, the Finlander. We’d go hunting and I’d look at our supplies. Two of almost everything. Including spare truck parts. I’d say stupid stuff like “why do you have an alternator in that box?” So that’s my answer.
    Has an extra alternator in a box. :D
     
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  15. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    That's the idea! :D
     
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  16. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Knows where all of the Clinton's bodies are buried....
     
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