Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Oddcaliber, Jan 27, 2018.
Would put Chelsea Manning were he belonged.
Scares Chuck Norris
Already has a fully stocked BOL on the moon.
and a Star Trek Transporter to get him there....
Puts on his 5-11 Tactical trousers both legs at a time.....
- without sitting down.
this dude is a real BA...
Was last seen piloting a Red Tesla on his way to his Mars BOL to restock thanks to Falcon Heavy this afternoon.
Fixed Y2K and 3 zombie apocalypses so fast nobody ever noticed.
once stared down the black death and ebola... they gave and ebola is till hiding from him
He can take a shower, wash his clothes, wash his dishes, and brew a pot of cowboy coffee, all with only one gallon of water.
He’s a real badass if he’s using the same gallon over and over.....
Oh, he must be from Johannesburg.
When I first read this I was thinking of my Pop, the Finlander. We’d go hunting and I’d look at our supplies. Two of almost everything. Including spare truck parts. I’d say stupid stuff like “why do you have an alternator in that box?” So that’s my answer.
Has an extra alternator in a box.
That's the idea!
Knows where all of the Clinton's bodies are buried....
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