I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. On my way, I happened to look out the rear window. I noticed a diaper-headed Muslim with a large curved knife sneaking through my next door neighbor's back yard. Suddenly, my neighbor came out of nowhere, and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly. He then dug a grave, put the body in it, and covered it up. Astonished, I went back to bed. My wife said, "You're upset! What is it?" “You'll never believe what I've just seen.” I said. “That son of a bitch next door still has my shovel."