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The Noah Diet

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Hanzo, Feb 21, 2020.


  1. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

  2. Oltymer

    Oltymer Monkey++

    Noah was a vegetarian before the flood, but after the flood God gave him permission to partake of certain clean animal flesh as food - read your bible...
     
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  3. Thunder5Ranch

    Thunder5Ranch Monkey+++

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  4. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++


    So you’re saying God sent the flood because of too many vegetarians?
     
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  5. Lancer

    Lancer TANSTAFL! Site Supporter+++

    Can he the same with obnoxious liberals? Please
     
  6. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    For me anymore it is like the "No, Uh; cant eat that" diet.....
     
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  7. My Bible says in Genesis 9:3 "Every moving thing that lives shall be food for you." No mention of clean or unclean, that came later with Moses. If you believe Noah was previously a veg. as this passage suggests the clean/unclean distinction in the ark loading must have been for sacrifices.
     
  8. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey Site Supporter++

    My AO is an area dense with militant vegans. I would say a definite yes.
     
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