The Old Lady and the Frog

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Tracy, Sep 10, 2006.


  1. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, he winked at her.

    He whispered, "I'm lonely, too. Buy me and take me home with you and you won't ever be sorry."

    The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else. So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car on the front seat beside her.

    As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her "Kiss me and you won't be sorry."

    So the old lady figured, what the heck! And kissed the frog.

    Immediately the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince.

    The handsome prince then returned the old lady's kiss.

    Suddenly, the old lady felt herself transforming from his kiss.

    NOW... CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO?
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    She turned into the first hotel she could find!!! She's Old.......not Dead!!!!:D
     
  2. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    :lol:
     
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