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THE PASTOR ASSS

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Cruisin Sloth, May 21, 2012.


  1. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and
    it won.
    The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
    that he entered it in the
    race again and it won again.

    The local paper read:
    PASTOR'S
    ASS OUT FRONT.
    The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
    publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter
    the donkey in another race.
    The next day the local paper headline
    read:
    BISHOP
    SCRATCHES
    PASTOR’S
    ASS.
    This was too much for the Bishop so he
    ordered the Pastor to get
    rid of the donkey.
    The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
    nearby convent.
    The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
    the following headline the next day:
    NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
    The Bishop fainted.
    He informed the Nun that she would have to
    get rid of the donkey so she
    sold it to a farmer for $10.
    The next day the paper read:
    NUN SELLS
    ASS FOR $10.
    This was too much for the Bishop so he
    ordered the Nun to buy back
    the donkey and lead it to the plains where
    it could run wild.
    The next day the headlines read:
    NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE..
    The Bishop was buried the next day.
    The moral of the story is . . . being
    concerned about public opinion
    can bring you much grief and
    misery . . even shorten your
    life.

    So be yourself and enjoy life.
    Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
    you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
     
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