The Pharmacist...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Nov 20, 2006.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    A nice, calm, and respectable lady went into the pharmacy right up
    to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would
    like to buy some cyanide."The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world
    do you need cyanide?"The lady replied, "I need it to poison my
    husband."

    The pharmacist's eyes got big, and he exclaimed, "Lord, have mercy!
    I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law!
    I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things
    will happen! Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

    The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
    husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at
    the picture and replied, "Well, now.
    That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."







    :) :) :D
     
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    ~giggle~
     
  3. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    That's one heckuva prescription. :D
     
  4. Wild Trapper

    Wild Trapper Pirate Biker

    Sounds like some of the stuff the Doc at the VA prescribes for me.
    One time he even asked me if I wanted the usual poison renewed.:lol:
     
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