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The Phone Call To The Lawyer

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Witch Doctor 01, Jul 2, 2016.


  1. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    The Phone Call To The Lawyer (PG)
    A guy phones a law office and says: "I want to speak to my lawyer please."

    The receptionist replies, "I'm sorry but he died last week."

    The next day he phones again and asks the same question.

    The receptionist replies, "I told you yesterday, he died last week."

    The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak to his lawyer.

    By this time the receptionist is getting a little annoyed and says,"I keep telling you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?"

    The guy says, "Because I just love hearing it."

    A guy phones a law office and says: "I want to speak to my lawyer please."

    The receptionist replies, "I'm sorry but he died last week."

    The next day he phones again and asks the same question.

    The receptionist replies, "I told you yesterday, he died last week."

    The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak to his lawyer.

    By this time the receptionist is getting a little annoyed and says,"I keep telling you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?"

    The guy says, "Because I just love hearing it."
     
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