The Pope went to Alaska...

> The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit
> the rugged mountains of Alaska. He was driving along near a
> campground
> when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the
> woods. He
> found a helpless Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a
> 'Vote for Hillary'
> hat and a 'Save the Trees' shirt.
>

>
> The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing
> all about
> trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly
> bear. As the
> Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers
> wearing Go Trump
> shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum slug
> right into
> the bear's chest.
>
>
> The two other men pulled the semiconscious Democrat from
> the bear's
> grasp. Then using baseball bats, the three loggers finished
> off the
> bear. Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed
> of their
> pickup truck while the other tenderly placed the injured
> Democrat in the
> back seat.
>
>
> As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of them over
> to him. "I
> give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he
> proudly proclaimed. "I
> have heard there was bitter hatred between Republican
> loggers and
> Democratic environmental activists, but now I've seen
> with my own eyes
> that this is not true.
>
>
> As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies,
> "Who was that guy?
> "Dude, that was the Pope," another replied.
> "He's in direct contact
> with Heaven and has access to all wisdom.
>
>
> "Well," the logger said, "he may have access
> to all wisdom, but he
> don't know squat about bear hunting. By the way, is the
> bait still alive
> or do we need to go back to California and get another
> one?

 

Any good Alaskan ought to know what makes good bait !!

 

Gotta be careful using Dems - It's against the law to use toxic bait for bears.

Smelly, no problem, so hippies are the preferred pick.

 

I understand you aren't supposed to use natural bait..
but ok to use un-natural.