The Pope went to Alaska...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Legion489, Mar 11, 2017.

  1. Legion489

    Legion489 Rev. 2:19 Banned

    > The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit
    > the rugged mountains of Alaska. He was driving along near a
    > campground
    > when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the
    > woods. He
    > found a helpless Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a
    > 'Vote for Hillary'
    > hat and a 'Save the Trees' shirt.

    > The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing
    > all about
    > trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly
    > bear. As the
    > Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers
    > wearing Go Trump
    > shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum slug
    > right into
    > the bear's chest.
    > The two other men pulled the semiconscious Democrat from
    > the bear's
    > grasp. Then using baseball bats, the three loggers finished
    > off the
    > bear. Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed
    > of their
    > pickup truck while the other tenderly placed the injured
    > Democrat in the
    > back seat.
    > As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of them over
    > to him. "I
    > give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he
    > proudly proclaimed. "I
    > have heard there was bitter hatred between Republican
    > loggers and
    > Democratic environmental activists, but now I've seen
    > with my own eyes
    > that this is not true.
    > As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies,
    > "Who was that guy?
    > "Dude, that was the Pope," another replied.
    > "He's in direct contact
    > with Heaven and has access to all wisdom.
    > "Well," the logger said, "he may have access
    > to all wisdom, but he
    > don't know squat about bear hunting. By the way, is the
    > bait still alive
    > or do we need to go back to California and get another
    > one?
  2. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    Any good Alaskan ought to know what makes good bait !!
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  3. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    FlatLanders..... and SnowFlakes....
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  4. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    Gotta be careful using Dems - It's against the law to use toxic bait for bears.

    Smelly, no problem, so hippies are the preferred pick.
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  5. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Yup, You might end up with one of the FEW Demoncrat State Legislators, and the State Troopers would have to go looking for them.... A couple of years ago the Governor had to send the Troopers out, to round them up... when they didn't show up for a Session...
  6. rockriver

    rockriver Monkey+

    I understand you aren't supposed to use natural bait..
    but ok to use un-natural.
  7. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    I don't see the distinction when it comes to lawmakers.
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