> The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit > the rugged mountains of Alaska. He was driving along near a > campground > when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the > woods. He > found a helpless Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a > 'Vote for Hillary' > hat and a 'Save the Trees' shirt. > > > The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing > all about > trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly > bear. As the > Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers > wearing Go Trump > shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum slug > right into > the bear's chest. > > > The two other men pulled the semiconscious Democrat from > the bear's > grasp. Then using baseball bats, the three loggers finished > off the > bear. Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed > of their > pickup truck while the other tenderly placed the injured > Democrat in the > back seat. > > > As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of them over > to him. "I > give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he > proudly proclaimed. "I > have heard there was bitter hatred between Republican > loggers and > Democratic environmental activists, but now I've seen > with my own eyes > that this is not true. > > > As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, > "Who was that guy? > "Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. > "He's in direct contact > with Heaven and has access to all wisdom. > > > "Well," the logger said, "he may have access > to all wisdom, but he > don't know squat about bear hunting. By the way, is the > bait still alive > or do we need to go back to California and get another > one?