The Post Turtle ..... wisdom of a 75 yr old rancher

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by tacmotusn, May 11, 2012.


  1. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    “While stitching up a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our Campaigner in Chief.
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    The old rancher said, ‘Well, ya know, Obama is a ‘Post Turtle”.
    Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a ‘post turtle’ was. The old rancher said, ‘When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top.
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    That's a "Post Turtle".
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    The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor’s face so he continued to explain.
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    “You know he didn’t get up there by himself,
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    he doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he’s up there,
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    he’s elevated beyond his ability to function,
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    and you just Wonder what kind of Propaganda put him up there to begin with.”
     
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