The Pregnant Lady...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Mar 13, 2007.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite
    her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
    This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
    The man seemed more amused.
    When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

    The case came up in court.

    The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

    The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like
    this, when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her
    She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are
    coming' and I grinned.
    Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, ' Logan 's Liniment will reduce the
    swelling,' and I had to smile.
    Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the
    Trick," and I could hardly contain myself.
    But, Your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could
    have prevented this Accident'?

    I just lost it."

  2. fuzzy

    fuzzy Monkey+++

    hahahahaha!!saved it.
  3. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

  4. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    Just had to forward it on to a co-worker ... who is pregnant
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