The President and the ladies of purchasable virtue...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Witch Doctor 01, Feb 23, 2013.

  1. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    The President was looking for a call girl

    The President was looking for a call girl and he found three such ladies in a local bar: a blonde, a redhead and a brunette. To the blonde, he said, “I am the President of the United States of America. How much will it cost me to spend some time with you?” The blonde replied, “For you, Mr. President, it will cost $500.00.” To the redhead he asked the same question. She replied, “I will spend all the time you want for $1,000.00.” When he approached the brunette he asked the same question. She said, “If you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes, get your pants as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as times are now and screw me as well as you do the public, believe me, it won’t cost you a damn thing!”
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  2. ditch witch

    ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

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