The Real End Times...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Quigley_Sharps, Oct 4, 2007.

  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    The other day I was at the courthouse when one of the local political rubes started babbling about how he couldn't wait for President Hillary and his free healthcare and an end to war with terror.

    I pointed out that Hillary was in the White House for eight years and he never got any free healthcare then, and won't get any either upon her return....
    I also pointed out that the War On Terror, which began when Islamiacs started attacking America was pretty much inherited from the Clintons who did nothing but sit on their keisters and ignore every Al Queda attack we suffered, which amounted to two truck bomb attacks on the World Trade Center, the leveling of our Embassy in the Kobar Towers and the attack on the USS Cole, and that when FBI agent J.P. O'Neal had Osama Ben Laden cornered in an airport in Morocco, Bill Clinton refused to give the order to arrest him, as he feared it might lead to political problems during an election year.....

    I finally shut him up when I pointed out,
    "If she gets in, in less than a year civilzation as we know it will be over. America will be like one of those Mad Max movies, and I will do fine, being as I am a big rough guy heavily armed and tougher than any thug in the county. I'll have a warband of other right wing survivalists and we will be living off the land and raiding the Peoples Liberation Army Forces.
    You on the other hand, will probably be used as a sex toy by the marauders with blue mohawks."
    Amazingly it shut him up!

    Figured it might work for some of you too. ....
  2. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    That's funny![winkthumb]
  3. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    And quite possibly accurate, [beer]
  4. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

  5. snuffysmith

    snuffysmith Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Blue Mohawks! That's great. lmao

  6. 2Rulez42

    2Rulez42 Guest

    I might just have a blu mohawk
  7. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    That's great Quigs....good job[beer]
  8. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    I have a female co-worker who in other ways seems a fairly intelligent person - reasonably conservative overall.

    BUT - she labels herself "Liberal", and freely admits to being a "Yellow Dog Democrat" - she will vote ONLY a Democrat ticket. She has stated she will vote for a female candidtate over ANY male candidate.
    So, she'll definitely vote the Shrillery ticket.

    Hope she enjoys what she gets . . . [LMAO]

    May the Good Lord help the rest of us . . . :shock:
  9. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member


    No matter what the issue (?!). Wow. Apples to apples... issue to issue... same stances? Sure, I could see her voting gender. Otherwise? Nope. Some (seemingly intelligent) girls are stupid.
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