[got this from my wife, who got it from who knows...] Being a woman of middle age, I've been going through menopause and have been taken with extreme mood swings. My dear husband bought me a Mood Ring to keep track of my disposition: when I'm in a good mood, the ring is green; when I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big stinkin' red mark on his forehead. Next time deary should consider a diamond. x^)
