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The Ring of Power

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by NVBeav, Jun 30, 2007.

  1. NVBeav

    NVBeav Monkey+++

    [got this from my wife, who got it from who knows...]

    Being a woman of middle age, I've been going through menopause and have been taken with extreme mood swings.

    My dear husband bought me a Mood Ring to keep track of my disposition: when I'm in a good mood, the ring is green; when I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big stinkin' red mark on his forehead.

    Next time deary should consider a diamond.

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