The Scuba Diver

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Witch Doctor 01, Apr 13, 2013.

  1. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    While fishing an old rock quarry, I noticed SCUBA divers were diving at the other end of the pond. When I hooked a fish, one of the divers came over to watch me fight it. After about ten minutes my line became hung up. I was about to break the line when the diver said he would go down and see what I was hung up on. So in he went.
    After several more minutes he came up and said, "Man ... You've hooked the biggest catfish I ever saw! Why, it’s as big as a man. But there are some old cars down there and it went inside one and hung you up."
    "Well," I asked, “why don't you take a stick and drive it out of the car."
    "I tried," he said, "but each time I poked at him with the stick, he rolled the window up!"

    The stranger

    A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees another very drunk man.
    He looks up in the sky and says, "Is that the sun or the moon?"
    The other drunk man answers, "I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself."
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