The Secret Of A Contented Married Life

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Witch Doctor 01, Jul 2, 2016.

  1. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    A man was telling one of his friends the secret of his contented married life: "My wife makes all the small decisions," he explained, "and I make all the big ones, so we never interfere in each other's business and never get annoyed with each other. We have no complaints and no arguments."

    "That sounds reasonable," answered his friend sympathetically. "And what sort of decisions does your wife make?"

    "Well," answered the man, "she decides what jobs I apply for, what sort of house we live in, what furniture we have, where we go for our holidays, and things like that."

    His friend was surprised. "Oh?" he said. "And what do you consider important decisions then?"

    "Well," answered the man, "I decide who should be Prime Minister, whether we should increase our help to poor countries, what we should do about the atom bomb, and things like that."
  2. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    That sounds about right .
  3. GOG

    GOG Free American Monkey Site Supporter

    That will be a long and painful marriage, but he'll probably live. ;)
  4. William Warren

    William Warren Monkey+++

    Can everyone hang on for a minutes? I need to ask SWMBO if it's OK for me to laugh at this!
    ghrit likes this.
  5. techsar

    techsar Monkey+++

    Two words that really help:

    "Yes, dear"

    NOT "Shut up"
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