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The Sister in Law test

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Conagher, Sep 11, 2005.

  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    think about this next time an in-law bends over near you...

    Subject: And the moral of the story is...

    I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
    dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
    only one little thing bothering me...

    It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was
    twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
    She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got
    more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate.
    She never did it when she was near anyone else.

    One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check
    the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
    whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she
    couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me
    just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

    Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said,
    "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last
    wild fling, just come up and get me."

    I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
    When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them
    down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and
    made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and
    headed straight towards my car.

    Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
    With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said,
    "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
    We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

    And the moral of this story is...............

    Always keep your condoms in your car.
  2. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol: [ROFL] :p

    That was a good one Conagher!!!!!!!!!!!
  3. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    Wasn't me :eek:
  4. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    :lol:, I think I would have passed... :|
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