The Space Aliens are Very Worried About Brexit.

Discussion in 'Tin Foil Hat Lounge' started by UncleMorgan, Jul 18, 2016.

  1. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I eat vegetables. My friends are not vegetables.

    Crinkle up your tinfoil toupees, mes amis, at take a listen at what the President of the EU had to say the other day.

    European Commission President Says he Spoke to Leaders of Other Planets about Brexit

    One of my alternate personalities is French, so he can read that stuff pretty good.

    There is zero possibility that M. Juncker meant anything except exactly what he said, both literally and in context.
  2. runswithdogs

    runswithdogs Monkey+++

    3rd possibility.. theres way too many batshitcrazy people running the worlds governments
  3. Bandit99

    Bandit99 Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    "...extraterrestrials require global unity as a precondition for revealing themselves to humanity, or having their existence disclosed."
    I think we can safely say this guy's career is finished. But, on the other hand, if the above is indeed the case - well - I think there is a long wait ahead of them.
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  4. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

    There is also the possibility the site is a bogus/spoof type and the vids n what not are... doctored?
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  5. Oltymer

    Oltymer Monkey++

    This guy is spilling the beans, Hitler also had contact with the "Gray Men". These other Planet leaders is where the push to disarm citizens on a global scale originates, as the aliens pulling all their puppets strings are highly allergic to what we call bullets. So Brexit, Trump, or anything that upsets the political Elite is in turn good for us, bad for the aliens who fear to show themselves. Forget the Zombies, can't wait to get a Reptilian or other alien life form in my sights...
    Putting on tinfoil hat...
  6. Seepalaces

    Seepalaces Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    Yes, but I sooo...hope they are real. This would be the funniest thing said by anyone in leadership at the EU in decades. Usually they say stupid things in the most boring manner possible.
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  7. Legion489

    Legion489 Rev. 2:19 Banned

    "One of my alternate personalities is French, so he can read that stuff pretty good."

    Really? One of the voices in my head keeps saying that I have enough ammo too, but that's just crazy talk.
  8. Oltymer

    Oltymer Monkey++

    Right, you know it's crazy when it says you have enough ammo, oh wait just a sec, my shipment of 8mm just arrived in a dump truck - Yeah Dude, just back it up to the bin marked 8mm and dump it in. I'm still looking for a couple of loads of x39 to come in, gotta run..
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  9. Dont

    Dont Just another old gray Jarhead Monkey Site Supporter+++

    Ohhhh! Something new to hunt?? Grey men.. I would hate to see the taxidermy bill for getting one of those mounted..
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  10. oil pan 4

    oil pan 4 Monkey+++

    More damn illegal aliens.
  11. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    This is otherwise known as the soft reveal.
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  12. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I eat vegetables. My friends are not vegetables.

    I'm of the opinion that they've been gradually letting the truth about the existence of ETs become common knowledge for the last twenty years or so. That's when they mostly stopped making people that knew too much either shut up or disappear.

    Of course, the Internet has had a lot to do with public awareness and acceptance of the idea.

    Even the thousands of hoaxers have helped gently condition the public to the concept without triggering the much-feared and oft-predicted global panic, including the greatest hoaxers of all--Hollywood.

    Watch the movie The Fourth Kind sometime and pay special attention to the authentic police radio broadcast that describes what happened to a young girl that went missing. The cop on surveillance duty reported that he saw her rising up through the top of her house and into a hovering spacecraft.

    Never to be seen again.

    The relationship between ETs and ourselves is a very complex matter, and the public will not be privy to the entire truth for quite a while yet. But one thing is sure:

    The times, they are a-changin'.
  13. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    I believe this is a true story. Remember Senator Hank Johnson. LOL!
  14. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I eat vegetables. My friends are not vegetables.

    Yah--I saw that video and couldn't believe an idiot like that could even get into politics. much less get elected. On a closer look, tho, I decided he was just stoned out of his mind and trippin' hard-hard-hard.

    It was funny watching those generals sitting there and having to act like they were taking him seriously.

    But ya never know. People can be very ignorant about the most obvious things. 'Bout a hundred years ago some guy convinced several thousand people that the government was going to turn Manhattan Island around 180 degrees with winches. They didn't figure out it was a hoax until turning day when several hundred people showed up to do the job, and there was no one there to tell them where to start. Thousands showed up with picnic baskets to watch the heroic endeavor.
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