THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD!

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If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears

With their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were

growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning

Uphill... barefoot...

BOTH ways

Yadda, yadda, yadda

And I remember promising myself that when I grew up,

There was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap

like that on kids about how hard I had it.

And how easy they've got it!

But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of thirty,

I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today.

You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my

childhood, you live in a damn Utopia!


And I hate to say it but you kids today you

don't know how good you've got it!

I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to


know something, We had to go to the damn library and


Look it up ourselves, in the card catalogue!!






There was no email!! We had to actually write


somebody a letter, with a pen!






Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the


mailbox and it would take like a week to get there!






There were no MP3' s or Napsters! You wanted to


steal music, you had to hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift


it yourself!






Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ'd


usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up!




We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting ! If you were on the phone


and somebody else called they got a busy signal, that's it!






And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either!


When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school,


your mom, your boss, your Bookie, your drug dealer, a collections


agent, you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!






We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video


Games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600


with games like ' Space Invaders ' and 'Asteroids'. Your guy was a little


square! You actually had to use your Imagination!! And there were no multiple


levels or screens, it was just one screen.


Forever!






And you could never win. The game just kept getting


harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!




You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on!


You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off


Your ass and walk over to the TV to change the Channel and there was no


Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning .


Do you Hear what I'm saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons,


you spoiled little rat-bastards!






And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat


Something up we had to use the stove ... Imagine that!






That's exactly what I'm talking about!


You kids today have got it too easy.


You're spoiled. You guys wouldn't have lasted


Five minutes back in 1980!






Regards,


The over 30 Crowd






(Send this to someone you'd like to make smile,


whether they are under 30 or not.)

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Too true! I love it (but that's probably because I'm old )!