An old man was spending a beautiful early morning fishing. Tranquility all around him as the mist floated across the water. Casting out and retrieving, the only sound that could be heard was the plop of the lure on the water, when all of the sudden "Psst, hey over here." Startled by the intrusion the old man looked around everywhere but found no one there. Convinced he had imagined it, he cast the lure again. " Hey mister down here, are you blind?" the voice asked anxiously. This time the man looked down instead of around and spotted a large Frog sitting at the waters edge. Slowly he reached down and picked it up. "Are you talking to me?" he asked curiously. "Give me a kiss and I'll turn into a beautiful woman, we can make love every night for the rest of your life and I'll love you forever." The old man looked at the frog for a moment, thinking deeply, then placed the frog in his pocket. Completely bewildered the frog asked " Hey what's wrong with you? Did you hear what I said? I said I would turn into a beautiful woman, and we could make love every night for the rest of your life!" "Yes, I heard you!" the old man replied" but at my age, I'd rather have a talking frog!"