There's a nice little train ride through the mountains and in one cabin sit a lovely and buxom gal, a rather elderly lady, ex President Bush and President Obama. The train goes through a dark tunnel and the sound of a slap is heard! When the train comes out of the tunnel into the light again, there sits President Obama with a large handprint on his face! The elderly lady thinks "Gosh, Obama must have tried to get fresh with this beautiful young thing and she slapped the crap out of him!" The beautiful, buxom young lady thinks "Gee, Obama must have tried to get fresh with that old lady and she slapped the crap out of him!" Obama thinks "Why that Bush, he must have tried to get fresh with that young lady, missed and groped the elderly lady and she tried to slap him, but missed and slapped the crap outta me!" Bush thinks "Gee, I can't wait for another tunnel to slap the crap outta Obama again!!" Kajun
