The Vasectomy ......

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by tacmotusn, Aug 11, 2012.

  1. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21


    A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a very
    attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all
    of his clothes off.

    When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The
    man obeys. The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and
    has her way with him.

    Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that
    was all about. The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that
    before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed
    and that the cord is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby
    making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker.

    The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room.

    While they are going down the hall the patient looks through a window to the
    right and sees six men in a room masturbating.

    Curious, the man asks," What are they doing in there"?

    The nurse responds, " They're preparing for vasectomies too, but you have
    Blue Cross, and they have Obama Care."
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